THIS IS SPARTA!!!
this is asdf
this is david firth
THIS IS A SEAGULL!!!

these are the lyrics for bad lip reading's "seagulls, stop it now"

please kill me.


rockin, rockin, and rollin

down to the beach im strollin'

but the seagulls poke at my head

not fun

i said seagulls... mmgh, stop it now!

mm ah, mm mm mm ah, mm mm ah mm mm mm ah, mm mm ah, mm mm mm ah

everyone told me not to stroll on that beach

said seagulls gonna come

poke me in the coconut

and they didand they did

had me going like

nothing i could do but yell

when these birds attacked me

then these kids start laughing

and then got hit in the neck with a hacky sack

where did it come from?

run run run jump, i can be a backpack while you run, run run run jump and stop. put me down

i love to groove and boogie show you some dance moves

if i had your giant feet out there on the beach i could have outrun those birds.

youre a psycho weiner let me grab my beater

come on man quit that bangin'

hey, whats that stank

you put a fish in our basket i forgot i did that

you owe me an apology

just hold your breath and see when the time is right

birds will bite your face

run, run, run, jump, i can be a backpack while you run, swing from a hairy vine, i can be a backpack while you climb stand on one hand and lift, rocks with your special gift, run, run, run, jump, now breathe

thats good, like that, like that

one day i was walking and i found this big log then i rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like, "that log had a child"

listen boy someday when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder, while youre lying there screaming, "come help me please" the seagulls, poke your knees

mm ah, mm mm mm ah, mm mm ah mm mm mm ah, mm mm ah, mm mm mm ah, mm ah

stop it now.

mm ah, mm mm mm ah, mm mm ah mm mm mm ah, mm mm ah, mm mm mm ah, mm ah

yeah, whatever youre sorta pitchy

(sigh)

hey man, i'm not youre friend.

dont fall asleep, don't fall asleep


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