Great Quotes

"Never go up against a Cecelian when death is on the line!" *dies*


Vizzini: "No more rhymes I mean it"

Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut!"

"Murdered by pirates is good."

-The Grandson

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

-Wastley (the man in black)

Miracle Max: "Have fun stormin' the castle!"

Valerie: "Think it'll work?"

Miracle Max: "It would take a mircale."

"Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."

-Prince Humperdinck

Vizzini: "He didn’t fall?! Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!" 

-Inigo Montoya

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."


"As you wish"


"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv."

-The Impressive Clergyman